There's Always a Fortune in the Cookie Factory
Always Bring a Toothpick
Never Use Double Negatives
Never Take the Tour
Always Be Ready for Adventure
Never Ever Expose Them to Bright Light
Never Give Up
Never Hug a Mogwai
Never Squeeze a Fox
Always Buy a God a Drink First
Always Stab or Run
Don't Drink the Tea
Always Buy a Ticket
Never Feed Them After Midnight
Never Get Them Wet