Shijô saiaku no keisatsu bakuha jiken! Shusse to tenshoku no michi wa ikani...!?
Yonaka, tsuini tenshoku!? Kesshi no tenshoku mensetsu!
Shochô-taku o-sôji dai-sakusen - shochô fujin no abunai yûwaku
Fesu gaeri no kyôfu no basu jakku!
Harikomi wo sekai ichi tanoshimu hôhô
Sôsa yori kikenna kyanpu!? Abunai guranpingu!
Shochô no tanjô-kai wo seikô saseyo!
Reiwa no dekiru keiji wa kosupa ga yokute chô kûru