No Matter How Good Your Halloween Costume Is
You Only Find Out Who Your Real Friends Are
Always Be Careful When Speaking Aloud
Robots Are Like Any Other Tool - Eventually Going to Kill Us All
What is That Film-Like Coating On Your Teeth and Tongue
Making New Friends Can Be Difficult
Kimonos Are Incredibly Comfortable
The Chances of Completing an Entire Gachapon Set
Christmas brings out the worst in people
The man behind the curtain isn't always a man
You know that feeling when you're totally out of your depth and you start drowning? That.
Waiting is insufferable and anyone who says otherwise has never had to stay in for a parcel delivered between 9am and 5pm
Having brawn is infinitely more important than any amount of brains
Crocodile tears are the saltiest tears
The snooze button is man's most reckless creation
One would assume deaf and blind people are immune to hypnosis
It's not nice to lead someone on if you don't feel genuine affection for them
The nature of improvisation prohibits anything other than a low-tech resolve
03.09.2018
Having brains is infinitely more important than any amount of brawn
There's only room for one on the mountain's peak, unless you bring a bench
It doesn't count if you have your fingers crossed
If you disguise yourself as a panda, do you become the panda or are you just dressed like a bear?
You can't spell explosion without lion sex
What's the point of catnip? Why would you want an excitable cat running around shredding your stuff?
The beginning is literally the worst place to start a story